TF2 Trade Topic

Eons ago I played TF2. The game wasn't f2p, hats were rare and Steam trading didn't exist. Now that I'm back I wanna get me some/most of the new weapons I missed mostly for the sake of having them.

What I need...

Scout
Shortstop
Sodapopper
Crit-o-Cola (Vintage)
Winger
Holy Mackeral
Candy Cane
Fan-o-War
Atomizer
Wrap Assassin

Soilder
The Original
Concheror
Mantreads
Righteous Bison
Half-Zatoichi
Disciplinary Action

Pyro
Degreaser
Phlogistinator
Manmelter
Detonator
Third Degree
Sharpened Volcano Fragment
Back Scratcher
Powerjack

Demoman
Loch-n-Load
Ali Baba's Wee Booties
Bootlegger
Claidheamh Mòr
Nessie's Nine Iron

Heavy
Brass Beast
Tomislav
Buffalo Steak Sandvich
Family Business
Warrior's Spirit
Fists of Steel
Eviction Notice
Apoco-Fists
Holiday Punch

Engineer
Pomson 6000
Short Curcuit
Eureka Effect

Medic
Crusader's Crossbow
Quick Fix

Sniper
Bazaar Bargin
Darwin's Danger Shield
Tribalman's Shiv
Bushwacka
Shahanshah

Spy
L'Etranger
Enforcer
Diamondback
Conniver's Kunai
Spy-Cicle

What I have...
Metal
Vintage Huntsman
Vintage Gunslinger
Vintage Kritskrieg
Vintage Buff Banner
Carouser's Capotain
Crates
Random Stuff (ask meh)

Also feel free to turn this into a TF2 general topic