Once upon a time, nine legendary ninjas were tasked with finding the scarred white widows. Their names were not really important because of their inability to give sexual pleasure to the gingerbread man who is secretly working in the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate which tastes awful compared to some rat meat sausages.
They traveled to the land of the setting moon. Their flight was bad, they strayed off course and drowned quite horribly, but one survived thanks to the divine ocean dwelling mermaid who was not really pretty. She was actually a huge troll that eats ninjas and evolves into some kind of peachy pink princess who is kidnapped by a giant mime in kimono that jizzes in its pants. It started to strip and spit fire from it’s ass because it is lisc, down, and laah’s friend zensu who was eating some chocolate cupcakes. But then came mr fish and the last ninja. Then monsters came from everywhere, but they were no obstacles to ninja’s awesome super duper powerful yellow hadouken that obliterated their fingernails and toenails. They were furious and started to make Mr. Fish eat the nails so the ninja started to make sushi from the troll mermaid.
Turns out that the ninja is Mr. Fish so the giant mime ate the kimono and exploded into tropical flavored skittles a bird ate. They then jumped trying to follow Irmina, who was a lost queen trying to find a dead horse which was really a giraffe that ate babies everyday with corn flakes, blackberries, cranberries, blueberries, iced strawberry brandy, and rotten seaweed, and lastly razor’s arms. The giraffe’s hunger was satiated! When Irmina saw the chocolate strawberry she joyfully drank Liscorea, Lisolotte, Nogoku, and of course the big dark atrocious, viscious, suspicious puppy called Theo who had learnt how to talk Hebrew and latin. This magnificent dog just stole the giant bird which migrated from Poland and it’s owner who had the power to control bivariate polynomails that could help solve the mystery of the game “Polybius”. The owner then, which name was Thomas, kicked the dog so hard and told the cow to jump and sing backwards, and vanquish the giant purple octopus mountain vomit breathing…
TO BE CONTINUED..........
